My Boss Made Me Write About AI in Cloud Management

So apparently I need to write about artificial intelligence in cloud computing. Great. Another article about robots taking over server farms. But you know what? After dealing with this stuff for years, I actually do have some thoughts. And they’re probably not what you’d expect.
First off – can we stop calling everything “AI”? Half the tools marketing departments slap that label on are just fancy if-then statements. Real AI in cloud management is different. It’s weird, sometimes frustrating, occasionally brilliant, and definitely changing how we do our jobs.